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She was beginning to regret sneaking out of the castle. It had started as a fun game, exploring the woods while avoiding the guards looking for her, but she was starting to think she was lost. And worse, it was getting dark. She knew there weren’t monsters in these woods, but even something like a fox would eat seven-year-old princess if it was hungry enough. And so it was that Princess Leanan Tetra Euralia, lost, tired, and hungry, her dress torn and muddied and her shoes missing, stumbled into a clearing and happened upon a napping dragon. The dragon, of course, would swear up and down that he was merely resting his eyes, but I̵

"And possibility whatever's-left," said the dimensionally displaced young man, "This is a fanfic, and I'm the OC." He gazed at the Fourth Wall a moment, thinking, before saying, "Nah!"

I used to be a pretty normal guy – which isn't to say I was normal, far from it, I was crazy. Not like clinically insane or anything, but definitely a little off my rocker. What I mean is that my life was pretty normal; I was in a middle class family, I went to school, got good grades, sometimes did some extracurricular stuff – hell, the most exciting thing that ever happened was when accidentally blew up the chem lab – and really, doesn't everyone do that? But that all changed for me, not too long ago. I had just gone to bed – it was a Friday, thank the gods – and I was looking forward to the weekend [SUFFER, PEONS!

It was Sunday in the town of Soma, and everyone was at church, like good Christians, where the priest, Father Althair, was preaching fire and brimstone, as the townspeople knew he was wont. "And if ye so much as think an unkind thought," he was saying in his thick Irish accent, "ye go to Hell fer the rest of eternity! Bein' tortured by the foulest of demons, yet never –" He was cut off by the sudden appearance of a pillar of fire and light just in front of the podium. Everyone immediately crossed themselves, thinking that a devil had somehow entered. But when the pillar signaling the being's entrance vanished, they found it to be the ex

I woke up one day with a strange craving for pancakes. That was strange because I have no physical body. I then realized with dismay that I had yet to create "day", so it was too dark for me to see to make my pancakes. To my further dismay, I realized that pancakes would not be invented for several billion years. So I decided to do something about that. I made a universe. I am aware, being omniscient and all, that many people will believe that I singlehandedly created the entire universe in seven days. That is not true. I laid the foundations of the universe in the amount of time it takes to make one piece of popcorn, but I never actual

Episode Eight: Hope Gyl'aan – though he was Tavi now – attributed his survival partially to the fact that he'd had more warning than anyone else. He'd been fading in and out of consciousness since he had taking that crushing blow from the evil hedgehog, and was at the moment conscious, but unable to open his eyes. He was glad Weaver came up with that modification to his communicator; it let him hear energy despite the fact that he was in human form. Because of this, he knew the Alphas were there; he also knew they were completely drained and stood no chance. *1* Suddenly, he heard a burst of Chaos Energy so massive that it drowned

We were once as many as the spots on our pelts We were once mighty hunters, feared by our We were once fierce warriors, who yielded to none We were once gods, revered and worshiped But no more. We who were once many are now few We who were once hunters are now prey We who were once warriors are now pitiful scavengers We who were once gods are now mere pests We, who were once proud and mighty, now ask of you: Help.